BUTT STUFF
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Hemorrhoid Questions You Were Too Scared to Ask
If you’re reading this at 2 a.m. while sitting on a cold bathroom tile, welcome. You’ve got questions about your hole, and as people who think about hemorrhoids far more than any normal person should, we’ve got answers—minus the boring...
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Postpartum Hemorrhoids 101
Millions of new moms experience postpartum hemorrhoids, yet almost no one talks about what actually happens down there after baby arrives. Here is the straightforward guide to recovery timelines, gentle daily care, and bringing real comfort back to your routine.
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How to Stop Swamp Ass: Causes, Prevention & Skin Relief
Sweat happens—just don't let it wreck your skin barrier. Discover what causes swamp ass year-round and how to keep your perianal skin clean, dry, and friction-free.
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What The Hole? Your No-BS Guide to Anal Fissures
Anal fissures aren't exactly dinner-party conversation, which means many people end up facing a painful problem alone with a very specific search history. We're here to change that.
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MEET ASSET’S OB: Dr. Kaitlin O'Connor
Introducing Dr. Kaitlin O’Connor, an experienced OB/GYN with a great sense of humor and a shared belief that there's no shame in taking better care of your ass.