Butt Towel™

$29.00

The Butt Towel™ is a purpose-built towel designed for your behind—helping you dry gently and keep the area clean, calm, and cared for.

Made from OEKO-TEX® certified, non-toxic, ultra-soft 100% cotton and finished with Jacquard-woven designs, it’s a functional upgrade disguised as a design object.

Available in three jacquard-woven designs:

'Sensitive A-Hole' (Peach Cream)
Figuratively and literally.

'Bunrise' (Bright Yellow)
At last, rays of light where the sun doesn’t shine.

'Say Cheeeeeks' (Cool Pink)
Heart-eyes, our way.

Design — Color:

Say Cheeeeeks

Sensitive A-Hole

Bunrise

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Feels As Good As It Looks

Thoughtfully designed down to the last stitch, The Butt Towel is equal parts functional accessory and irreverent statement piece.

100% Soft Cotton Towel Body
Jacquard-Woven Designs
Non-Toxic, OEKO-TEX® Certified

A Loop That Saves Face

No more drying your face with the same towel you dry butt.

Our oversized BUTT TOWEL™ loop keeps things clear — eliminating confusion and bacteria transfer between your butt and everywhere else.

Reusable Branded Bag

Biodegradable, reusable, and unmistakably Asset — because even your packaging deserves good design.