Shipping & Returns

Orders ship within the United States. All shipping delivery times are estimates and within business days (M-F). It's not guaranteed. Holidays, weekends, and severe weather will extend the timeframe of delivery.

Please note: We do not ship to P.O. Box address


We’re a small business doing everything we can to ensure your ass has a satisfying experience—if you’re not satisfied with your items, please reach out to our team at for assistance. We accept returns within 30 days of purchase. 

Please note: (1) As we are a small business, we are unable to provide postage for orders under $70 and (2) the original shipping charges will not be refunded.

For International returns, the return shipping and any reverse duties & taxes are the responsibility of the customer. We also recommend insuring your package.

Allow up to two weeks for refunds to be credited to your original form of payment.

For Hole Serum we offer refunds if you’ve had a reaction—Hole Serum contains a potent blend of plant-extracts and clean ingredients designed for sensitive skin with the help of a dermatologist, but no skincare product is compatible for all people. Just email us at and we will help your ass out!

If you have a defect or problem with your order, we are always here to help, please email us at