• Butt Towel™
  • Butt Towel™
  • Butt Towel™
  • Butt Towel™
  • Butt Towel™
  • Butt Towel™
  • Butt Towel™
  • Butt Towel™
  • Butt Towel™
  • Butt Towel™
  • Butt Towel™
  • Butt Towel™
  • Butt Towel™
  • Butt Towel™

Butt Towel™

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The Butt Towel™ is a luxury constructed towel designed with your behind in mind. Soft and absorbent, it helps prevent bacteria transfer from butt to face. Made with OEKO-TEX® certified 100% cotton, it’s equal parts functional accessory and irreverent design object.

Available in three jacquard-woven designs:

'Sensitive A-Hole' (Peach Cream)
Figuratively and literally.

'Bunrise' (Bright Yellow)
At last, rays of light where the sun doesn’t shine. 

'Say Cheeeeeks' (Cool Pink)
Heart-eyes, our way.

Design — Color
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PRODUCT SPECIFICATIONS

  • Non-Toxic, OEKO-TEX® Certified
  • Body Material: 100% Cotton
  • Border Material: 60% Cotton 40% Polyester
  • Jacquard-Woven Designs
  • Dimensions: 19” × 25”
  • 3” Branded Embroidered Border
  • Custom Branded Loop

Feels As Good As It Looks

Thoughtfully designed down to the last stitch, The Butt Towel is equal parts functional accessory and irreverent statement piece.

  • 100% Soft Cotton Towel Body
  • Jacquard-Woven Designs
  • Non-Toxic, OEKO-TEX® Certified

A Loop That Saves Face

No more drying your face with the same towel you dry butt.

Our oversized BUTT TOWEL™ loop keeps things clear — eliminating confusion and bacteria transfer between your butt and everywhere else.

Reusable Branded Bag

Biodegradable, reusable, and unmistakably Asset — because even your packaging deserves good design.