• Hole Serum™
  • Hole Serum™
  • Hole Serum™
  • Hole Serum™
  • Hole Serum™
  • Hole Serum™
  • Hole Serum™
  • Hole Serum™
  • Hole Serum™

Hole Serum™

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15ml (.5oz) | 100+ Uses

A doctor-developed daily serum for soothing stressed anal skin and improving overall skin health and appearance.

Ingredients shown to:

  • Calm & Renew Stressed Skin
  • Hydrate & Comfort Dry Skin
  • Boost Tissue Elasticity & Resilience
  • Smooth & Supple Skin Texture
  • Brighten & Even Skin Tone

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  • Made in USA
  • 30-Day Guarantee
HOW IT WORKS:

Anal skin is much thinner and more delicate than other areas, gets weaker as we age, and is easily damaged from all kinds of lifestyle factors:

  • Friction from wiping
  • Skin-stripping harsh soaps
  • Anal play
  • Irritants in wet wipes
  • Hard stools
  • Pregnancy
  • Weight lifting
  • Sitting or standing too long
  • Constipation and straining

For over two years, we collaborated with a renowned dermatologist and multiple cosmetic chemists to develop more than 80 versions of Hole Serum.

The result is a perfected cosmetic formula that nourishes this sensitive area with a buttload of vitamins, antioxidants, and ceramides. These ingredients support the skin's natural rejuvenation, leading to more resilient, better-looking, and healthier-feeling skin.

HOW LONG IT LASTS:

It depends! If you’re using the recommended amount (half pump) once per day, the bottle can last for 100+ uses or around 3 months.

With more frequent use, expect around 2 months.

HOW TO USE:

Press a half-pump on to finger and gently rub into skin after cleansing and completely drying the area. Use consistently once daily or as needed.

EXTRA CARE:
  • Vegan
  • Cruelty Free
  • Plant-Focused Ingredients
  • Formulated in the U.S.
  • Dermatologist Tested

And we care about you!
If there is anything we can do for you, just send us an email at hello@thatasset.com

INGREDIENTS:

Botanical Complex
Five powerful plant extracts that work together to soothe stressed skin and promote an overall healthier appearance: Horse chestnut and Butcher's broom helps improve the appearance of skin tone, and reduce puffiness; Stone root provides astringent properties that help tighten and tone the skin; Gotu Kola promotes skin firmness, and improve skin elasticity; Licorice root helps brighten the skin, and provide antioxidant protection.

Allantoin
Promotes an overall healthy skin complexion with its ability to soothe and calm irritation, and support the skin's natural renewing process, improving the appearance of sensitive and damaged skin, making it feel soft and supple.

Bisabolol & Turmeric
Super soothing, antioxidant, shown to brighten and even skin tone.

Vitamin E & B5
Soothing, antioxidant, moisturizing, supports skin elasticity and softer skin.

Ceramide Complex
Ceramides NP, AP, AS, NG, and EOP are fatty acids that help to moisturize and strengthen the protective skin moisture barrier.

Full Ingredient List
Water, Caprylic/Capric Triglyceride, Arachidyl Alcohol, Behenyl Alcohol, Arachidyl, Glucoside, Isoamyl Laurate, Cetearyl Alcohol, Coco-Caprylate/Caprate, Panthenol (Vitamin B5), Betaine, Glycerin, Butyrospermum Parkii (Shea) Butter, Elaeis Guineensis (Palm) Butter, Cocos Nucifera (Coconut) Oil, Simmondsia Chinensis (Jojoba) Seed Oil, Curcuma Longa (Turmeric) Root Extract, Bisabolol, Aesculus Hippocastanum Seed (Horse Chestnut) Extract, Ruscus Aculeatus Root (Butcher's Broom) Extract, Collinsonia Canadensis (Stone) Root Extract, Centella Asiatica (Gotu Kola) Extract, Glycyrrhiza Glabra (Licorice) Root Extract, Ceramide NP, Ceramide AP, Ceramide AS, Ceramide NG, Ceramide EOP, Tocopherol (Vitamin E), Allantoin, Cholesterol, Hydrogenated Lecithin, Glyceryl Stearate, Polyacrylate Crosspolymer-6, 1,2-Hexanediol, Caprylyl Glycol, Sodium Phytate, Hydroxyethyl Acrylate, Phenoxyethanol, Sorbic Acid

WARNINGS:

If you are pregnant, nursing, or have a medical condition, we recommend reviewing the products you use with your doctor to make sure they are appropriate for you.

For external use only. Patch test before use. If irritation occurs, rinse off and discontinue.

Hole Serum is a super skin-nourishing cosmetic formula, not a magic potion—put the taboo behind you and confidently show your ass to your doctor if you're unsure about anything.

SHIPPING INFO:

Currently shipping to U.S. addresses only.

Located outside of the U.S.? Send an email to hello@thatasset.com and let us know—we're a startup actively planning where to expand next.

THE BEST VERSION OF YOUR BUTTHOLE


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"This actually helped me. I was always having issues down there, this made it feel and look better.”*
–Chris M.


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"Works Great - This cream is great! Easy to use and a little bit goes a long way. I feel healed and moisturized!"*
–Ken J


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“It worked like a charm!!!”*
–Barbara S.


BENEFITS OF
DAILY USE

Customer Reviews

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Sean
Butthole Savior 😁

Actually a great product!! Does exactly what they promised. Love It!

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Alexander E
It actually works

I’m a long sufferer of hemorrhoids, and have tried everything under the sun to get relief. This is the first product that has ever got me back to no-pain. Can’t recommend it enough.

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Brae Salmond

Hole Serum™

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Austin Longacre
Asset

Product is great wish the bottle was bigger for the price though!

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GP
Happy Hole

My hole feels amazing

*Individual results may vary.