• That Hole Serum
  • That Hole Serum
  • That Hole Serum
  • That Hole Serum
  • That Hole Serum

That Hole Serum

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15ml (.5oz) | 100 Uses

A doctor-backed daily serum for improving overall butthole skin health & appearance.

Ingredients shown to:

• Soothe Irritation
• Heal Damaged Tissue
• Strengthen Skin Health
• Brighten & Deodorize
• Leave No Residue

  • Made in Oregon
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WHAT IT IS:

A daily serum for soothing irritations & improving overall butthole health & appearance.

Formulated with ingredients shown to:

  • Relieves/Soothes Anal Irritations: swelling, burning, itch, inflammation, redness, and discomfort associated with hemorrhoids, anal fissures, and dry skin.
  • Improves tissue strength, skin elasticity, microcirculation, moisture retention, skin barrier and biome function.
  • Brighten & Deodorize
  • Leaves no residue
HOW IT WORKS:

Rectal skin is much thinner and more delicate than other areas of our body and gets weaker as we age. Plus, the friction from wiping, irritants in soaps & wet wipes, constipation, straining, added pressure, and more can further damage the skin,and is probably the #1 cause for butthole irritations.Our solution? A daily butthole serrum for optimal skin health.

So we developed a daily skincare serum with a potent blend of 8 healing plant extracts, 5 multi-layer hydrators, 4 skin essential minerals, 3 powerful peptides, and more to soothe irritations and maintain maximally helathy butthole skin over the long-term.

Ingredients shown to:

• Boost Cellular Turnover
• Relive Inflammation
• Tighten Swollen Tissue
• Thicken Tissue Walls
• Lock In Hydration
• Replenish Natural Urea
• Support Balanced Biome
• Improve Barrier Function
• Help Microcirculation
• Enhance Skin Elasticity

Nourish skin daily to help reduce irritation:

• Dry Itchy Skin
• Inflammation & Redness
• Burning & Pain
• Micro Tears & Bleeding
• Swollen Tissue
• Odor Causing Bacteria

HOW LONG IT LASTS:

It depends! If you’re using the recomended pea size amount (little less than half a pump) once per day, the bottle can last around 3 months.

With more frequent use, expect around 2 months.

With more infrequent use, expect 4-6 months.

HOW TO USE:

Apply a pea size amount to your clean dry butthole daily. Gently rub in completely.

During an irritation, use as needed up to 4 times a day.

INGREDIENTS:

FULL INGREDIENT LIST

Water
Allantoin
Zinc Ricinoleate
Horse Chestnut
Butcher's Broom
Stone Root
Yerba Santa
Calendula
Chamomile
Marshmallow Root
Gotu Kola
Bacillus/Soybean Ferment Extract
Sodium PCA
Zinc PCA
Manganese PCA
Magnesium PCA
Niacinamide
Urea
Panthenol
Low Molecular Weight Sodium Hyaluronate (LMWSH)
Potassium Cetyl Phosphate
Propanediol
Ethylhexylglycerin
Acetyl Hexapeptide-38
Dipotassium Glycyrrhizinate
C13 – 15 Alkane (Hemisqualane)
Potassium Cetyl Phosphate
Steareth-20
N-Hydroxysuccinimide
Chrysin
Palmitoyl Tripeptide-1
Palmitoyl Tretrapeptide-7
Sodium Phytate

"THE BEST VERSION OF MY BUTTHOLE!"


*****

"I've been using the serum daily for 3-weeks and I can honestly say this is the best version of my butthole!"

—Taylor S.

Clinical trials

*Study conducted by a third-party testing facility with 40 participants. Participants tried a butthole product in plain packaging for 2 weeks and completed a questionnaire based on their experience.

Asset's proprietary complex with our precesie extraction means only the scientifically proven compounds are included in our formula. *Not all botanicas are created equal—other brands containing botanicals can contain many unwanted compounds that can irritate different skin types.

Complex includes the best plant extracts with properties for soothing and relieving symptoms associated with hemorrhoids, fissures, and general irritation: Horse Chestnut, Butcher's Broom, Stone Root, Yerba Santa, Calendula, Chamomile, Marshmallow Root, Gotu Kola

Benefits:

• Anti-inflammatory
• Vaso-constrictor
• Vaso-protectant
• Skin Calming & Soothing
• Radical Scavenging
• Cleansing & Detoxifying
• Antioxidant
• Anti-microbial
• Moisturizing

A naturally occurring substance known for many benefits to skin:

• Anti-inflammatory & Moisturizing
• Promote cell growth & wound healing
• Provide a cooling effect, can help reduce pain and discomfort
• Mild antiseptic properties, can help prevent infection

Included to replenish the skins natural urea content, an important component of the skin's natural moisturizing factor (NMF)

• Helps maintain skin's hydration levels

Derivative of ricinoleic acid which is an unsaturated fatty acid found in castor oil and it is combined with zinc, benefits include:

• Trap odor causing bacteria
• Soothe skin irritation

Also known as vitamin B3, has anti-inflammatory and brightening properties. Can help:

• Improve skin texture
• Even out skin tone
• Reduce redness, irritation
• Skin hydration
• Improve skin barrier function

An extract derived from fermented soybeans, which are treated with Bacillus subtilis, a type of probiotic bacteria. This extract is known to have several benefits:

• Soothe inflammation
• Balance skin's natural biome
• Reduce Redness
• Neutralize Free Radicals

Water
Allantoin
Zinc Ricinoleate
Horse Chestnut
Butcher's Broom
Stone Root
Yerba Santa
Calendula
Chamomile
Marshmallow Root
Gotu Kola
Bacillus/Soybean Ferment Extract
Sodium PCA
Zinc PCA
Manganese PCA
Magnesium PCA
Niacinamide
Urea
Panthenol
Low Molecular Weight Sodium Hyaluronate (LMWSH)
Potassium Cetyl Phosphate
Propanediol
Ethylhexylglycerin
Acetyl Hexapeptide-38
Dipotassium Glycyrrhizinate
C13 – 15 Alkane (Hemisqualane)
Potassium Cetyl Phosphate
Steareth-20
N-Hydroxysuccinimide
Chrysin
Palmitoyl Tripeptide-1
Palmitoyl Tretrapeptide-7
Sodium Phytate

WHAT IS THAT PAIN IN YOUR ASS?

Excessive itching, also known as pruritus ani is the relentless urge to scratch caused by dry or damaged skin, hemorrhoids, fissures, poor hygiene, or allergic reaction.

Many daily products like toilet paper, bar soap, body wash, lube, body lotions, and wet wipes irritate the skin with friction, skin stripping harsh ingredients, and irritants like fragrances, dyes, and harsh surfactants that trigger contact dermatitus leaving the skin inflammed, dry, itchy or worse.

That Hole Serum is formulated with only clean ingredeints. That means no fragrences, dyes, or other irritants. Only ingredients shown to effective optimize the overall health of your butthole skin, leave no residue, and safe for daily use.

Butthole inflamation is a skin reaction that appears as reddened and or swollen or bumpy skin caused by friction, contact with a chemical irritant, hemorrhoids, or fissures.

That Hole Serum is formulated with ingredients shown to relieve inflamation and nourish the overall health of the skin through regular usage.

Hemorrhoids are inflamed and dilated blood vessels with weak supporting tissue walls that have become stretched and thin. Usually caused by straining and excessive or prolonged pressure.

That Hole Serum contains ingredients show to address hemorrhoids by soothing inflammation, improving micro circulation, shrinking swollen blood vessels, and re-strengthen the supporting tissue.

Anal fissures are small tears in the lining of the anus caused by trauma that stretches the anal canal.

That Hole Serum is formulated with ingredients show to relieves fissures by soothing inflammation and improving the rate of cellular turnover to repair damaged tissue faster.

Customer Reviews

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Britt
No more red buttcrack

My buttcrack was always kinda red and I thought that was normal, but I didn't like the way it looked and sometimes it felt itchy. So I tried this and now my asshole is the same color as the rest of my body. And it really does feel healthier. I think my asshole was always kind chapped or inflammed.

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Nadia
I'm hooked

Never thoguth I be typing this out, but here goes. If you're a sexually active women your partner is always looking at your asshole. I already have a routine and wanted to try this serum. I love it. It feels kinda neutral and soothing when you put it on and dissapears pretty quick. It's been a month of using it almost daily. My butthole truly looks better... just like healthier looking skin. I'm hooked.

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Gary
new favorite!

As a gay man, butthole hygiene is a top priority. I've tried different products for post sex skincare. Most of which is not even made for your asshole. So I thought I'd try this serum, bc I've never seen anything like it. I fucking love it. It's my new favorite skincare product. And the branding is cute af.

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Douglas
Relief from hemorrhoid

I sat on a hard bench at a cafe for like 6 hours. Went to the batroom and it hurt like hell and there was some blood. When I got home I had a full blown bleeding hemorrhoid. FML. I rested and breathed threw the pain like I was in labor. Found Asset and got the serum. Within 24 hours I used it like 5 times and there was some improvement and things stopped actively hurting. By the end of the week it was nearly gone. And now it's totally gone. I've started to use the serum intermittetly through the week to hopefully prevent that from happening again.

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Lauren

Love the name Asset

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